I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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