he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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