Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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