it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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