I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
