i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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