How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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