I'm drive I can fine osifer
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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