if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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