do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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