it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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