So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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