What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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