This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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