Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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