brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is my gift to your gina
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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