Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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