He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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