He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
These tits shall not be calmed
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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