Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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