I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i've created a new STD.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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