I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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