READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Pants are for mortals
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