He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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