So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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