So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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