wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize