Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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