If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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