i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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