Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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