Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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