Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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