I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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