There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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