i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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