Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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