wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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