Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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