She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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