just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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