I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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