You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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