Dual....:-)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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