that's an acceptable place to lick
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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