also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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