Sponge bath it is.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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