So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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