It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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