Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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