And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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