It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
