The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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