nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
